Guess who’s back?

“One king gets old, then a young gorilla comes up and kills him, and takes everything he owns.”

– Conor McGregor (But really Joe Burrow after beating Brady)

So here’s the thing: I need to eat some humble pie.

If you know me personally, you’ll have heard me say that Zac Taylor is a clown. I’ve been saying that since about midway through his first year as head coach of the Bengals.

But I’m fine with eating crow–especially if it is because my favorite NFL team is on a hot streak.

Exhibit A: Zac Taylor has completely changed the offense to match what Joe Burrow ran at LSU.

Exhibit B: They have to play us.

Here’s the thing: when the Bengals were 0-2 I texted many of my friends and informed them the Bengals were going to win the Superbowl.

Nothing has changed.

Also, I will be posting again next week about the past year and the future plans for this blog. Stay tuned!

Are you ready for some football?

I’m an Ohio football fan. I’m an OSU alumnus. I was raised a Bengal. And I married a Browns fan. For many years I cheered for both the Browns and the Bengals, except for when they played each other. Over the last 6 years, I have been rooting more and more for the Browns.

Baker Mayfield brought me into the fold. He’s an absolute story: a walk-on who wins the Heisman and is the #1 pick in the NFL draft? That’s everyone’s dream.

So, I will not lie when I said I was very upset with the unbelievable news that the Browns have signed Deshaun Watson to be their quarterback. I’m not going to get into the absurd contract which throws their future ability to sign free agents, retain talent, or even draft anyone. I just want to say a few things.

I can’t root for the Browns now. After all of the years of criticizing the Steelers for keeping Big Ben on their roster after the things he did early in his career, I cannot turn around and act like the many more women making accusations against Deshaun do not matter. As a father of many girls, it does matter. The Browns have lost me.

Moving beyond the highly questionable action of signing someone who has 22 civil lawsuits pending is the fact that Baker Mayfield is a good quarterback.

Here is the Browns’ record the 4 years prior to drafting Mayfield and then the 4 years with him as the QB:

2014 7-9
2015 3-13
2016 1-15
2017 0-16
Total win/loss: 11/53

2018 7-8-1
2019 6-10
2020 11-5
2021 8-9
Total win/loss: 32/25/1

That’s a remarkable turnaround. Especially when you consider that Mayfield’s numbers took place with 3 different head coaches and 3 different offensive systems in…4 years! He had to learn one of the new systems during the pandemic when everything was virtual. And his last year of playing, which was his second-best record, he played with a non-existent offensive line (due to injuries) and a torn labrum in his shoulder which required surgery in the off-season.

According to Cleveland.com’s write-up on Mayfield’s success, he is the 6th best QB to play in Cleveland since the franchise started in 1944. And that is in only 4 seasons.

In all honesty, I hope the Steelers sign him. And I hope he beats the Browns every time they play. And if you happen to know me personally, you’ll understand what a remarkable statement that is.

So long Mayfield. Cleveland did you dirty. Wherever you land, I hope you wake up feeling dangerous.

I wish you all the best and hope you have a long and prolific NFL career.

CINCINNATI, OHIO – DECEMBER 29: Baker Mayfield #6 of the Cleveland Browns celebrates after throwing a touchdown pass during the game against the Cincinnati Bengals at Paul Brown Stadium on December 29, 2019 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Who dey (Buckeyes)!

As a lifelong Bengals fan I cannot put into words how happy I am right now to say this:

The Bengals are going to the Superbowl!

And while I am digesting what happened and my throat is recovering from screaming I decided to focus on one aspect of the game that I loved: the role of Buckeyes in getting the victory.

And not just any particular class of Buckeyes, we’re talking the 2015 National Championship Buckeyes.

I’m not going to focus on the NFL Defense or Offensive Players of the Year who played on that team. The legendary wide receivers. No, instead I’m going to focus on 4 players who play for Cincinnati and all made key plays in the victory today.

Let’s start with the first half. Chiefs are up 21-10 and in a position to score again before the second half when they would receive the ball.

Mahomes throws the pass to Tyreek Hill who gets tackled short and in bounds. As a result, time expired and the chiefs were unable to score. Tackle made by Eli Apple, a former Buckeye from the 2015 team.

4th quarter. The Bengals have taken the lead. Chiefs have the ball in the red zone with less than 30 seconds left. It’s third down. A field goal ties it but they’re looking to score. In comes Sam Hubbard (2015 Buckeye) for a huge strip sack (which the chiefs unfortunately recovered). This sack forces the chiefs to settle for a tying field goal.

And so the game is in overtime. The Chiefs get the ball first and per the NFL rules and most peoples expectations, this means the Chiefs will probably win. On the third pass of the OT opening drive Mahomes is intercepted by 2015 Buckeye Von Bell.

But none of these plays end up making a difference if the Bengals don’t have #9, Mr. Iceman himself under center. That’s right, in 2015, Joe Burrow was a Freshman at THE Ohio State University. Stuck behind some players named JT Barrett, Braxton Miller (who was now a WR), Dwayne Haskins and Cardale Jones.

And well, it worked out okay for him. And the Bengals are headed to the Superbowl.

Is there a better College Football team in history that can compete with the 2015 OSU Buckeyes?

Oh, and WHO DEY!

It’s a bottling day!

So today I bottled my New Day IPA today. In case you didn’t know I brewed it in honor of the new OSU coach Ryan Day. So far he’s doing great!

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I went to bottle it yesterday but when I went to rack it, I discovered a significant amount of trub. So much so, that I ended up racking it three times! That is definitely a first. After that, I decided to let it sit for another day.

We’ll see how it tastes but this much I know: it smells great!

It’s a New Day!

So in case you didn’t know, I’m a big fan of THE Ohio State University Buckeyes. This is probably for two reasons:

  1. I’m from Columbus
  2. I’m an alumni of said school.

And also, in case you didn’t know, the legend Urban Meyer retired last year. The new coach of The Ohio State University Buckeyes is Ryan Day.

And so, in honor of him and to have something to enjoy during football season, I brewed the New Day IPA.

Look at this beautiful thing!

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But here is where things get interesting. A while back, while sourcing ingredients for an IPA for football season, I came across Exclusion Gluten Free Beer Kits. They have some great recipes, and clearly understanding GF extract brewing and their prices….can’t be beat. I tried. When I was halfway towards pricing the ingredients for my next brew and had already passed the cost of the IPA kit I knew I needed a course correction.

So here is a link to the original recipe. Me being me, I had to change a few things based on my years of experience. One of the big things I had to do was change the amount of sorghum. 6lbs of sorghum will ruin anything. I give you

New Day IPA

Malt Base:

  • 3lbs Sorghum (flame out)
  • 1lb D-45 Candi Syrup (flame out
  • 1lb Candi Simplicity Syrup (flame out)
  • 1lb Honey (flame out)
  • 1lb maltodextrine

Hop Schedule:

  • 1oz Cascade 60 minutes
  • 1oz Summit 60 minutes
  • 1oz mosaic 15 minutes
  • .5oz cascade 15 minutes
  • .5oz cascade dry hop for 1 week

Adjunct:

  • .5oz bitter lemon peel 15 minutes
  • 1oz bitter orange peel 15 minutes

In one week I’ll rack it to the bottling bucket and lose the leftover peels that remained as well as the .5oz cascade.

Then in another week bottle it in about 2 weeks, maybe 3, when Big Ten play is picking up…I’ll start enjoying it. Can’t wait!

Does that make me crazy?

Charles Barkley just said something really stupid or really insightful: your opinion on that probably depends on a plethora of things: your race, education, culture, political affiliation come to mind. I think maybe the most remarkable thing about this interview is how clearly I can understand him. Why can’t he speak this articulately during March Madness?

Oh well.

What did he say?

“On an interview Thursday with Philadelphia radio host Anthony Garano, ex-NBA all star Charles Barkley responded to the rumors over Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson’s receiving criticism over not being “black enough” from some of his teammates. He then addressed a larger issue within the black community, one Barkley described as a “dirty, dark secret.”

As I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful, not because of you white people, but because of other black people. When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a—It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out. It comes out every few years. I wrote a big chapter in my book about it, to be honest with you.

I said, you know, when young black kids, you know, when they do well in school, the loser kids tell them, ‘Oh, you’re acting white.’ The kids who speak intelligently—

They tell them, ‘You’re acting white.’ So it’s a dirty, dark secret in the black community.

One of the reasons we’re never going to be successful as a whole, because of other black people. And for some reason we are brainwashed to think, if you’re not a thug or an idiot, you’re not black enough. If you go to school, make good grades, speak intelligent, and don’t break the law, you’re not a good black person. And it’s a dirty, dark secret, Anthony.

Most, I—I heard Stephen A. [Smith] talkin about it, and it, listen, I hate to bring white people into our crap, but as a black person, we all go through it when you’re successful. Uh, you know it’s like one of the reasons, you know, one of the reasons a lot of black players go broke is because when you’re successful your friends say to you, ‘Oh, you ain’t cool. You ain’t down with us anymore.’

And you end up giving up all your money to these damn losers, and you end up broke again.

But it’s a dirty, dark secret in the black community. There are a lot of black people who are unintelligent, who don’t have, uh, success. It’s best to knock a successful black person down because they’re intelligent, they speak well, they do well in school, and they’re successful. And they don’t..if you think about it—

Anthony Gargano: Well it’s crabs in a barrel, right?

It’s crabs in a barrel. The thing that’s hap—we’re the only race that tell people if you don’t have street cred, with like, that means you been arrested—

Like, like that’s a compliment. We’re the only ethnic group who say, ‘Hey, if you go to jail, it gives you street cred.’ It’s just typical BS that goes on when you’re black, man. But don’t waste a lot of time on it please.”

 

Source with the audio version of the interview.

Draft Day?

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While I haven’t seen the movie, I think it is worth pointing out something important when it comes to this year’s Cleveland Browns.  The Browns, who are currently 3-2, with their two losses coming by a total of 5 points, are a team made up of a significant number of undrafted players. In fact, nearly 42% of the roster for the Browns consists of undrafted players. Including most notably, Brian Hoyer. Brian Hoyer is now 6-2 as a starter with 1,224 yards, 7 touchdowns and only one interception this year.